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Santa Banta SMS
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Santa Bill gates se- tum pagal ho
Bill- why?
Santa- Tumhara surname GATES hai aur business tum WINDOWS ka karte ho.
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Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
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Santa- Inse Milo Ye Meri Patni SANN0 !
Banta- Ha Janta Hoon, Kisi Jamane Me Hum Ek Saath Soya Karte The..!
Santa- Kya.?
Banta- Haa..!
Hindi Ki Class me.
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Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
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Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!
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Santa: Maine khat likha tha k meri shadi pr ana,tum q ni aye?
Banta: Mujhe khat nahi mila,
Santa: Maine likha tha ki khat mile ya na mile tum zarur ana.
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Santa: Are yaar light chali gayi hai kamse kam fan to chalu kar do,
Banta: lo kar di na bewkufo jaisi baat, Santa: Kyo???
Banta: Fan chalu karunga to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.
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Santa Singh tezi se daudta aaya aur clinic me daakhil hua, mujhe bacha lo doctor sahab, main marnewala hoon. Doctor: Tumhe kaise pata chala?
Santa Singh: Do saal pehle maine jeevanbhar kaam aanewala pen kharida tha, aaj wo achanak tut gaya."
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Santa- Maine apni BIWI ko12th pass karaya, fir B.A.fir M.A., uski Govt. job bi lagva di, Ab kya karu?
Banta- achcha sa ladka dekh ke SHAADI KARDE.
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Santa.: Ur Son Is Dead
After Hearng dis. Santa Jumps From 50th Flore
35 Flore He Realizs:I Dont Have Son
20 Flore:I m Not Marrid
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3rd Flore:SHIT I m Banta
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Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.
Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!
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